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  • LegalAssassin
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    For instant vegan relief, go to southern France and have a steak.

    Works in five minutes.

    PS. Why do Play-Do always stick between your toes?

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  • The_Judge
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    Originally posted by Mad_Gerbil
    Originally posted by Occam
    Nuts.
    My dad is a vegan, I'm trying to be one but cannot resist a pizza every friday night.
    I can resist spaghetti every morning, pizza every noon and souvlaki every every evening, in a few years I'll probably look like this:

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  • Mad_Gerbil
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    Originally posted by Occam
    Nuts.
    My dad is a vegan, I'm trying to be one but cannot resist a pizza every friday night.

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  • Occam
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    Nuts.

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  • LaughingRat
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    Originally posted by Occam
    Straight-Edge Vegetarian Celebate Left-Wing Pro-Abortion Hippy Agnostic TUT-Addicted Feminist (heterosexual male) Lactose-Intolerant Anti-Consumer Anti-Gun Wish-I-Was-A-Monk-But-Am-Far-Too-Lazy Fridge-Hopping SOB.
    Don't expect me to make that your forum title at Crackaz....

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  • Occam
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    Straight-Edge Vegetarian Celebate Left-Wing Pro-Abortion Hippy Agnostic TUT-Addicted Feminist (heterosexual male) Lactose-Intolerant Anti-Consumer Anti-Gun Wish-I-Was-A-Monk-But-Am-Far-Too-Lazy Fridge-Hopping SOB.

    But I try not to preach.

    =) =) =)

    ~Occam

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  • Aggamemnon
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    LOL at Occam the sober, veggie monkthief

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  • LaughingRat
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    Originally posted by Occam
    Ew.
    Vegetarian AND celibate? What are you, Occam, a monk?

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  • Occam
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    Ew.

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  • LaughingRat
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    Originally posted by Mad_Gerbil
    It's not as fun as you might think.
    It would be if we were talking about the same thing....

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  • Mad_Gerbil
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    Originally posted by LaughingRat
    Originally posted by Mad_Gerbil
    Pulling out a flare is sorta a precursor to a BJ in my book.
    *wishes he got a BJ every time he lit a flare....*
    It's not as fun as you might think.

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  • LaughingRat
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    Originally posted by Mad_Gerbil
    Pulling out a flare is sorta a precursor to a BJ in my book.
    *wishes he got a BJ every time he lit a flare....*

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  • Mad_Gerbil
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    Originally posted by Occam
    Both ways work, but I like the humorous possibilities of the delayed ignition.
    =)
    ~
    I'll grant you I don't work with them much, but I don't see flares as terribly helpful most of the time. Most of that is because you have to drop it before you can draw a weapon which means the thief finds new shadows while the flare lays there.

    Pulling out a flare is sorta a precursor to a BJ in my book.

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  • Occam
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    Both ways work, but I like the humorous possibilities of the delayed ignition.
    =)
    ~

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  • LaughingRat
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    Originally posted by Occam
    An idea that could prevent flare stockpiling-
    What if any dropped (not thrown) flares ignited after 5-10 seconds? The delay would still allow guards enough time to trade with thier buddies, but prevent the 50+ flare pile next to the rectory gem. If the capacity idea is used, this would give guards even more incentive to buy extras, and use what they have wisely.
    Watcha think?
    ~Occam
    That could be really funny, but annoying for thieves. I'm envisioning a thief spending some time actually sneaking into an area near the supply chest, only to have a guard run up to restock, drop all his flares, and end up leaving a few there. Poor thief realizes they're gonna go off any second now, and he has no fast way out....

    Might be better if they just disappeared after 10-15 seconds.

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